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Nikki
Seven
Instrument: Guitar
Hat size: 7 3/4
Inseam: 33"
Favorite Ice Cream: Moustachio
Hobbies: Cockfighting and making
roosters fight.
Favorite pharmaceutical side-effect:
Vaginal discharge
Quote: "Fuck Yeah! Gay jeans ad! " |
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Conceived in an alley behind an unknown dive bar
during the set of an ABBA tribute show, Nikki Sevven
was destined to rock.
Nikki spent his teenage years as a hired gun playing
lead guitar in rock bands, not because he liked
the job, or the money, just the title of hired gun.
Upon leaving his last job, he misread a flyer and
joined up with a rebel group attempting to assassinate
the president thinking it was a Rock 'n' Roll Revolution.
The job went bad when he brought a guitar to the
attempted political coup instead of a real axe.
Nikki was promptly jailed on many counts of grand
treason, corruption of a minor, misuse of government
property, and indecent exposure.
After spending a grueling week in prison, there
was an accident involving a Piggly Wiggly delivery
truck in which a large steel pig was sent flying
into the wall of his jail cell, breaking it down
and setting him free. After hearing about his jailbreak,
the members Blanche Davidian sought out this man
who had been chosen by the flying pig. He soon was
a Davidian brother.
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