Nikki

Nikki Seven

Instrument: Guitar
Hat size: 7 3/4
Inseam: 33"
Favorite Ice Cream: Moustachio
Hobbies: Cockfighting and making roosters fight.
Favorite pharmaceutical side-effect: Vaginal discharge
Quote: "Fuck Yeah! Gay jeans ad! "

Conceived in an alley behind an unknown dive bar during the set of an ABBA tribute show, Nikki Sevven was destined to rock.

Nikki spent his teenage years as a hired gun playing lead guitar in rock bands, not because he liked the job, or the money, just the title of hired gun. Upon leaving his last job, he misread a flyer and joined up with a rebel group attempting to assassinate the president thinking it was a Rock 'n' Roll Revolution. The job went bad when he brought a guitar to the attempted political coup instead of a real axe. Nikki was promptly jailed on many counts of grand treason, corruption of a minor, misuse of government property, and indecent exposure.

After spending a grueling week in prison, there was an accident involving a Piggly Wiggly delivery truck in which a large steel pig was sent flying into the wall of his jail cell, breaking it down and setting him free. After hearing about his jailbreak, the members Blanche Davidian sought out this man who had been chosen by the flying pig. He soon was a Davidian brother.


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Attack of the Killer

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