Jamie Monistat VII

Instrument: Vocals
Hat size: 7
Inseam: 34"
Favorite Ice Cream: Daiquiri Ice
Hobbies: Practicing runway moves
Favorite pharmaceutical side-effect: Hallucinations
Quote: "If I were an outlaw in the Old West, my name would be Laser-Gun Jamie."

Jamie Monistat VII (a former modeling student) was born in the Hawaiian Islands at the end of the Vietnam heroin trip. He has been deeply influenced by the Hawaiian language, which is very evident in his vocal stylings as lead vocalist for Blanche Davidian.

Jamie is a direct descendent of puritanical zealots Cotton and Increase Mather. He has been described by his mother as an exuberant, intelligent, artistic, loud, and extremely competitive cook/fashion expert. His father was unavailable for comment.

It is rumored that Jaime has been mega-dosed, requires a daily ration of Ritalin, and is convinced that he is the White Rabbit. Although he generally shies away from rumors, he had this to say about the rumor that he had syphilis, "How could one attain an STD from engaging in coitus with a winged pig?"